You know what it’s like, right?
Something catches your eye and you end up on Facebook or Instagram or Twitter or whatever for hours on end. You don’t mean to; it just happens.
This is the moment that you’re going to need some Mad Dog by your side.
Seriously. It’s not a joke.
For a start, a tiny swig of super hot sauce is enough to make you feel invincible. Well, you know, after you finish crying and wipe the sweat from your forehead. But that feeling of being able to tackle anything may be just the thing you need to get through the political feuding, the adverts for the stuff you really don’t need, and the annoying posts that mean less than nothing to you.
Mad Dog super hot sauce will also give you a shot of energy and elation so you’ll keep that smile plastered on your face and respond with a little more positivity to social media posts that deserve your standard snarky replies.
You can already see those benefits, can’t you?
Now for the key reason you need Mad Dog at your side when you fall into a social media spiral.
It’s the moment you post something brilliant, which of course should happen naturally after you’ve had a little Mad Dog already. As soon as you’ve posted to whichever channel you’re digging on at the moment, you want to see the response. In fact, you’re waiting for the thumbs up and hearts to flow as you gather new followers with your untouchable wit.
But, it takes people a few minutes to wake up to the sensation that you are. And, you’ll need to distract yourself while you wait. A mouth that’s burning with Mad Dog and the little dance you need to do every time a drop crosses your lips will buy you that time.
Brilliant, right?
Yes, just like you.
Isn’t it time you got more Mad Dog?
And just so you know, you don’t even need to fall down a social media spiral to enjoy it. It’s always delicious and hot as hell.
