And, if you have been in complete isolation, you might want to go back there.
For the rest of us, it’s time to start self-isolating as much as possible. That’s probably good news for companies like Door Dash.
Staying at home is super tricky when all you have to eat in the house are a couple of bottles of Mad Dog hot sauce. It’s good for you, yes. But we’ve never claimed it can sustain you for two weeks. That’s where Door Dash comes into play.
And, incidentally, it’s also those bottles of Mad Dog hot sauce that are most needed. After all, the heat levels found in the meals at local and chain restaurants are decidedly weak. Add a little Mad Dog to make it all better.
If you keep a well-stocked pantry in addition to your supply of Mad Dog hot sauces, you’ll be even happier to sit in semi-isolation for a couple of weeks. We’ve got loads of fiery recipes ready for you right here, and there’s a strong chance you’ve got most of the ingredients already. And if you don’t, you may want to order groceries online rather than hitting the local shops if you’re in a self-isolation situation. (You know, in addition to the fast-food you’ve bee ordering.)
While we’re at it, we think it’s worth mentioning that now’s a great time to order more of your favorite Mad Dog hot sauces online now. There are few things you’ll want more than the world’s hottest hot sauces during the COVID-19 pandemic. Yeah, peace of mind and good health would be great, but we can’t guarantee you that. We’re basically here for making the best damn hot sauces and the wild highs you get from eating them.