Blog — hot sauce

Super hot sauce is like a superhero. You may think we’re exaggerating (if only slightly) because that’s what we do. But, we’re not making this up, hot sauces have a crazy range of powers you just won’t find elsewhere in your daily life. And, you can harness some of these powers for good or evil (depending, of course, whether you’re a good witch or a bad one).

It doesn’t have to be IKEA; it could be the outlet malls tucked just far enough away from you that you don’t make the trip every other weekend, but close enough that you plan one every now and then. So, IKEA, outlet stores, or [insert your day-long shopping trip here].The destination isn’t important for our purposes. It’s what you need to bring with you that counts.And, yes, that’s hot sauce.Why wouldn’t it be?

On any given day, more than a third of Americans consume fast food of some sort. We all know we shouldn’t eat so much of the delicious, greasy goodness that comes to us in our cars and while pausing between spending sprees at the mall.We also know why we do it.

Last year, a foolish teen chucked a packet of hot sauce at a roller coaster. Yes, while it was roaring along its tracks. It tore open and flooded the eyes of at least one rider. And then the police were called to Cedar Point Amusement Park in Sandusky, Ohio. Because, well, hot sauce doesn’t belong in your eyes – as everyone knows.