Whether you’re pregnant or not, you’ve heard that expectant mothers are likely to crave some strange foods (and even non-foods) and flavor combinations. If you’re craving the fire of a finely-crafted hot sauce, it’s actually not that unusual. Many women who don’t usually enjoy spicy foods develop a desire for them when they’re pregnant. (Keep in mind that we have no idea who these fire-resistant women are; they may actually be a myth as we’ve never met one.)
Super hot sauce is like a superhero. You may think we’re exaggerating (if only slightly) because that’s what we do. But, we’re not making this up, hot sauces have a crazy range of powers you just won’t find elsewhere in your daily life. And, you can harness some of these powers for good or evil (depending, of course, whether you’re a good witch or a bad one).
Do your eyes bleed from all the time you spend staring at one screen or another? Okay, does it just feel like they could start at any minute? Are you doing battle against dry eyes daily? You know it’s a problem if you’re continually searching for a bottle of eye drops, right?
Maybe the kids said something that made you a little outdated. Perhaps you didn’t bounce back from that summer cold as quickly as you should’ve. Or, it could be all the candles blazing on your birthday cake this year. If you’re feeling old, it’s time to reach for a bottle of Mad Dog hot sauce. Think of it as your own private (but totally share-worthy) fountain of youth.